reMade USA=Awesome

     I literally stumble(d)upon this store on the Internet and it has quickly become on of my daily places to stalk. It's called reMade USA. It's a design company that upcycles used materials turning them into one of a kind handbags and home decor. Upcycling is the term used for taking what is essentially waste and turning it into art. The handbags are fabulous but check this out :

     Yes, those are doilies. Each lamp is made by hand, stitching vintage doilies together, one at a time. Details will always be unique and each is one-of-a-kind. Wow. I mean WOW! I absolutely LOVE this. My mom has so many doilies my grandmother and great-grandmothers have crocheted. I can finally do something with them besides putting them on the curio or the mantle where they will look ridiculous and will NOT go with anything else at all. EVER. I'm in awe. This is epic.

Muffin Dot Mania!

    Today we are doing Muffin Tin Art. Well, if I can manage to clean what they have already messed up, we are. How do you other moms do it? How do you manage the cleaning with running around behind a one year old, and a four year old picking up messes, while the baby screams? I'm finding it more and more challenging in the mornings when my toddler is extra feisty, and the baby is extra cranky....anyone else?
      Anyway, back to today's activity. This one is really simple and produces great results. I did this one when I taught kindergarten, and recently read someone's blog where they had done it. It reminded me of the astonishing results this can produce. It's VERY easy. All you need is a muffin tin, paints, and large sheets of paper. I use poster paper cut into fourths or butcher paper.

    I recommend going outside for this one. Flip the muffin tin over so that the inside of the muffin cups are facing down. Let the kids paint the tops of the muffin cups with different colored paints

Then flip the muffin tin, paint side down, onto a large sheet of paper. This is what it looks like when an adult does the flipping

Perfecto! I love this! The results are stunning and would look great framed! Here's what happens when a child does the flipping

How great is that?? A totally new design since she was wobbly and pulled the tin a little. I love this one as well. These painting are perfectly modern and would look stunning in a black frame! Try it out and send me your pics!

Fairy Toadstools

      I absolutely love, love, love The Imagination Tree. What an awesome resource for moms and teachers, alike. I've been using this site for several months to help me kill two birds with one stone, per se, by entertaining and educating my children at the same time. Today I found a really great project I can't wait to try. It's making little fairy toadstools out of leftover wine corks. Here's the pic...

How precious is that? These are for putting in a child's outdoor play area, which I will post about next.

This is a fairy garden made under the trees with cork toadstools.

    An outdoor play area is basically just a plot of dirt set off with a border of rock, tiles, or whatever you like. In it you could put digging toys, plastic bugs, treasures to unearth, or whatever your creative minds come up with! Here's a pic from The Imagination Tree's site with a great example:

  So simple...yet such a great learning tool! We're working on ours this weekend!
Kids can dig, plant, make mudpies, look for treasures you put in, etc. This is an excellent way to nurture growing imaginations!So, get out and get DIRTY!

Clever Tips For Parents

Loving these new "hacks" I'm finding on Parent Hacks! I'm such  a sucker for finding other uses for things. The latest one is using empty cereal bags to pipe frosting on cakes and cookies! Just fill the bag with frosting, cut off a bottom corner, and get busy! Another recent fave is using an inexpensive make-up sponge to apply Desitin or other creams to baby for less messy hands! Love it! What a great site for thrifty mommies! (and daddies!)

Are Those Cabbage Leaves in Your Bra...Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

    Okay, so those of you who have children know that just because the child has exited your body does NOT mean you are out of the woods. On or about the third day after birth, you have "milk letdown". This is when your already large and bountiful breasts become even larger... and turn into cement blocks. If you have never given birth, you won't be able to comprehend how this feels. It is terribly uncomfortable, painful, and can sometimes cause a fever and infection. So, yesterday when I felt that all too familiar pang when I raised my arms...my stomach dropped. I was still getting over having my uterus pieced back together with stitches and staples, highly emotional about my son being put in NICU...Mother Nature...always right on time. So, when I got home I thought surely, surely there is a home remedy that will help me with this. I will not be allowed to breastfeed because I am on such high doses of blood pressure medicine. All I need is a way to get rid of this stuff quickly...by eating, drinking, slathering whatever tincture, tea, or root it takes. I'm just going to tell y'all. I love herbal medication. I am really starting to read things about using fruits and vegetables to cure certain medical problems, and ways to incorporate different foods in your diet to naturally make you healthy. This stuff works. I mean, if you're using all the medicine the doctor can prescribe, and neglecting your diet...what's the point? So, get this. I googled "Painful milk let-down natural remedy". Out of the millions of sites that came up...there was one word that stood out in nearly all of them. Cabbage. Good ol' stinky, leafy cabbage. Apparently, you take cabbage leaves, crush them in your hand, and place them all in your bra, covering the entire area. All these websites were so certain about this being a miracle remedy for this pain, and I was desperate. I was just getting in the door from the hospital...it was late. Do I really think Chris will go to the store for a cabbage? I get on the phone and call good ol' Mom. She calls my aunt and we end up with my sea-foam green ball of leafy euphoria. If anyone had been looking in on us that night, I'm really not sure what they would be thinking. You know what? I really don't care, though. For the next 8 hours those usually-stinky-and-unappealing-to-me green leaves did exactly what everyone promised. I woke up without a pain...no soreness, no hardness. I went to the kitchen, took those leaves out, and stuffed my bra to capacity again. My breasts are still as bountiful as they were before Jett, yet there is no pain whatsoever. I just felt like I needed to share my joy with the world.  I'm hoping someone will find this useful. If I can help another fellow woman put off at least one of the pains of childbirth, I've done my service to (wo)mankind for the day. Speaking of which, I need to get to all the housework and figure out what to cook for dinner. I'm feeling like maybe some...cabbage rolls? Tasty.

Eye of Newt, and Devil's Shoestring...

For the third (and last) time I will attempt to breastfeed a child I have brought into this world. Last night, I took down my half-full box of Mother's Milk Tea, which to the amazement of many, is NOT made from Mother's Milk. I actually think that would be illegal. It is actually full of bitter fennel fruit, anise, coriander, fenugreek, and blessed thistle. I bloody love this stuff. It makes me think of babies, and pancakes. Really. The fenugreek herb makes your sweat and breastmilk smell like maple syrup. So, I am one, giant, delicious, fluffy, walking flapjack. Last night I was reading up on the different herbal tinctures and teas that may help in my journey this time...and looks like something called Goat's Rue, is actually better than the other herbs. Scientifically Tephrosia Virginiana, also known as Devil's Shoestring, has also been proven to increase the SIZE of your breasts. Hallelujah. Not only will I be able to feed my child, I will be HOT while doing it!!! Now, where to find any...Anyone have any ideas as to how to kidnap Satan long enough for me to snip the laces off of his New Balance?

My Other Vehicle is a Broom...A G2.

Infomercials are so full of crap. I harbor such anger toward them because I ALWAYS fall for whatever it is they happen to be advertising. The latest one I fell for (almost ALL the way into buying it) was that LuminAire or whatever it's called. The one where you airbrush your face to perfection, resembling the faces on magazine covers. Yeah. Well, that's until I discovered the internet has a PLETHORA of information on all these products and the real dirt on them from dummies like me who buy this stuff. I read and read only to discover, to my dismay, that this makeup thing was indeed a load of crap. THEN, OH WAIT! I found something that took my frustration of infomercial marketing and products straight to the top of HOPE MOUNTAIN! I found a product I love and cannot live without. Ladies and gentleman, say hello to my little friend--TheG2 Swivel Sweeper . This little gem should be in every woman's house. If you are a mother, a wife, a pet owner...ANYONE...this will save your poor beat-up back a million times over. It is not a replacement for a vacuum...but at the end of every night, I once over all the area rugs while I am going over all the hardwood, and the rugs are picked up as well. It won't get the tiniest things like dust off of rugs and carpet, but it will certainly look like you've vacuumed it. I use it on wet food that Levi has dropped while in his high chair, cleaning up craft things like beads and playdoh from BK, and just to clean my hardwood in general as many times a day as I want. It is the easiest, most convenient cleaning tool I have ever used. My body is about to give birth to our second boy in less than a year. Dustpans make me nauseous. Thank you, Mom for my sweeper! If I could, I would buy every woman on earth one...and that's not a load of crap.