My Other Vehicle is a Broom...A G2.

Infomercials are so full of crap. I harbor such anger toward them because I ALWAYS fall for whatever it is they happen to be advertising. The latest one I fell for (almost ALL the way into buying it) was that LuminAire or whatever it's called. The one where you airbrush your face to perfection, resembling the faces on magazine covers. Yeah. Well, that's until I discovered the internet has a PLETHORA of information on all these products and the real dirt on them from dummies like me who buy this stuff. I read and read only to discover, to my dismay, that this makeup thing was indeed a load of crap. THEN, OH WAIT! I found something that took my frustration of infomercial marketing and products straight to the top of HOPE MOUNTAIN! I found a product I love and cannot live without. Ladies and gentleman, say hello to my little friend--TheG2 Swivel Sweeper . This little gem should be in every woman's house. If you are a mother, a wife, a pet owner...ANYONE...this will save your poor beat-up back a million times over. It is not a replacement for a vacuum...but at the end of every night, I once over all the area rugs while I am going over all the hardwood, and the rugs are picked up as well. It won't get the tiniest things like dust off of rugs and carpet, but it will certainly look like you've vacuumed it. I use it on wet food that Levi has dropped while in his high chair, cleaning up craft things like beads and playdoh from BK, and just to clean my hardwood in general as many times a day as I want. It is the easiest, most convenient cleaning tool I have ever used. My body is about to give birth to our second boy in less than a year. Dustpans make me nauseous. Thank you, Mom for my sweeper! If I could, I would buy every woman on earth one...and that's not a load of crap.

Taco Soooop and Chocolate Moooose

So, it turns out that Paula Deen's recipe for Taco Soup is off the chain. It was so good. I also bought this new box of cake mix called Chocolate Moose Decadence (or something like that), and it too turned out well. Last time I felt this good while pregnant, cooking big meals, thinking of a million things I needed to do, there was a baby in my arms within days. Let's hope he hangs on a bit longer. I am 34 weeks and 2 days today. Just for the sake of myself and the severe ADD I suffer from, I am going to post this Taco Soup recipe here so I won't lose it. A blog. I mean, I have needed this for SO long. Things I can write down and NEVER lose. A genius that blog creator is...

Taco Soup--Paula Deen Re-Mix

• 2 pounds ground beef
• 2 cups diced onions
• 2 (15 1/2-ounce) cans pinto beans
• 1 (15 1/2-ounce) can pink kidney beans
• 1 (15 1/4-ounce) can whole kernel corn, drained
• 1 (14 1/2-ounce) can Mexican-style stewed tomatoes
• 1 (14 1/2-ounce) can diced tomatoes
• 1 (14 1/2-ounce) can tomatoes with chiles
• 2 (4 1/2-ounce) cans diced green chiles
• 1 (4.6-ounce) can black olives, drained and sliced, optional
• 1/2 cup green olives, sliced, optional
• 1 (1 1/4-ounce) package taco seasoning mix
• 1 (1-ounce) package ranch salad dressing mix
• Corn chips, for serving
• Sour cream, for garnish
• Grated cheese, for garnish
• Chopped green onions, for garnish
• Pickled jalapenos, for garnish

Directions

Brown the ground beef and onions in a large skillet; drain the excess fat, then transfer the browned beef and onions to a largeslow cooker or a stockpot. Add the beans, corn, tomatoes, green chiles, black olives, green olives, taco seasoning, and ranch dressing mix, and cook in a slow cooker on low for 6 to 8 hours orsimmer over low heat for about 1 hour in a pot on the stove. To serve, place a few corn chips in each bowl and ladle soup over them. Top with sour cream, cheese, green onions and jalapenos.